bless this post
i wonder how many times the spongebob illustrators and animators have completely lost their shit while trying to draw these omg
who you callin’ pinhead
I still can’t believe it
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
Why does stupid shit like this happen when I’m finally happy.
(And technically, I kept my promise because yall don’t know him.)
George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.
This belongs on my blog
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
first day of kindergarten
I just knocked over a can of Arizona onto my laptop, luckily, the can is long, so it took a longer time to spill and I used my ninja skills to knock it out the way as fast as I could~
Saying, “What’s up my nigga” in a really thick Chinese accent to people at school is so fun.