I don’t know where to start with how good this picture is….
Lana Del Rey for Fashion Magazine Summer Issue.
“…and that’s my presentation.”
Cointreau Poolside Soiree
Beverly Hills, Calif.
July 11, 2012
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
omg I was hoping someone would do this
decided to burn some calories today
Rumors being made about me at my OLD school.
- My aunt was being stupid when I was trying to give her directions to pick me up downtown. And I was yelling and screaming at her in Vietnamese and it switched to English and all my friends could do was laugh.
- Aunt: Where are you?
- Me: Where are you?
- Aunt: I'm in the parking lot.
- Me: Which one? There's 3.
- Aunt: I don't know, the one close to the front.
- Me: They're all close to the front okay look out your window, you should see the giant ass building next to the hotel.
- Aunt: I see....a stop sign.
- Me: -_______________________________-
i heart noo yawk.